Hello and welcome to the internet!

I'm sure many people reading this page are thinking 'Wait a minute, is this the internet?' well the answer to that my friend is a resounding YES! you are infact reading the internet this very second.

Whether you like it or not, it's likely that the internet is here to stay, if this is not to your liking here are some things that you can do to avoid the internet

• Move to Norway - Thanks to the recent election of a cat to the highest seat in Norwegian office, the internet has been banned from all homes and is only available to those in prison
• If you see the internet coming, stand very still and maybe the internet won't notice you
• Verbally threaten the internet with such taunts as:
  • Get out of here you stinky murderer!
  • My brother knows a real nazi!
  • I once beat up 7 sleeping raccoons!
  • Back off, Chimney boots!

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YEEEEAAAAHHH!